Wow. Wow. Wow. Dude, you're SO awesome for writing this and so fast and so amazingly in character (even though it's not canon ftw!) I just quickly read it (because I am on the downstairs pc now) so I am sure I missed some of the rbilliance there, but I just HAD to comment before I'd read it again to tell you how much I love it. Especially the ending, yay for option one in the poll!!!!1!!