2nd
23:00

"Il est possible que vous ayez un virus très rare..."

- 51 comments

3rd
19:00

"Rational arguments don't work on religious people. Otherwise there would be no religious people."

- 15 comments
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6th
02:40

"Jim Halpert's off the market. Guess who just became the best-looking single guy in the office?"

- 6 comments

16:48

"Haaaaaydeeen, don't make it bad..."

- 22 comments
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9th
10:07

"Only you can prevent me from going back to my heathen ways - you're like a conscience!"

- 40 comments
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17:38

"Oh, sorry. I was gonna take a nap. I'll come back in 5. Kinda called dibs on the couch."


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23:24

"I don't know what to say, Carp."

- 34 comments
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11th
18:26

♪ ... wakey, wakey, rise and shine ... ♪

- 38 comments

15th
02:15

♪ ... adeline, out of tune ... ♪

- 16 comments
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16th
17:04

"You wouldn't know it looking at him, but this dog can powerwalk."

- 28 comments
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17th
19:12

"Don't let your children hate you; not if you can help it."

- 27 comments
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19th
19:15

"Please, keep going."

- 6 comments
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22nd
23:12

♪ ... i've got soul but i'm not a soldier ... ♪

- 5 comments
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23rd
19:35

"You can't run from me, Nathan."

- 5 comments
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24th
00:35

"My dad could walk through walls."

- 30 comments
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26th
23:34

"Man, you've got it bad."

- 15 comments
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30th
23:29

"They're fake police, just drive around them!"

- 10 comments
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31st
19:33

"... because I love her! And you, friend, betrayed me."

- 28 comments