SUPERSPAM POST #34

[adeline]

RULE THE FIRST: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE SECOND: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE THIRD: YOU FORGET RULES ONE AND TWO AND SPAM!

RULE THE FOURTH: YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM.

RULE THE FIFTH: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM, BUT IT WOULD HELP.

RULE THE SIXTH: THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER SIX.

RULE THE SEVENTH: NO PICSPAMS ON WEEKDAYS. (some of us don't have super internet at work)

RULE THE EIGHT: CAPSLOCK, KEYSMASH AND RANDOM CRAP OBLIGATED.

RULE THE NINTH: EACH SUPERSPAM ENTRY HAS TO BE ANNOUNCED WITH A BANNER, AND THAT BANNER MUST BE DROOL-WORTHY (*COUGH* ZQ *COUGH*)

RULE THE TENTH: THESE RULES ARE CAREFULLY DESIGNED BY canadian_turtle, maccine AND wantyousafe AND CAN, AND WILL BE, CHANGED SEVERAL TIMES A DAY TO SCREW WITH ALL YOUR BRAINZ.

SPECIAL ZQ-ONLY RULE: IF ZQ EVER DOES TURN UP ANYWHERE, YOU IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO YELL: "HALT! THERE ARE RULES, YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU STILL DRESSED, AND WHERE IS MOHINDER?"


RULE #13 POSTED OUTSIDE THE CUT FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT:

RULE THE THIRTEENTH: WE HAVE NO RULES EXCEPT FOR RULE #7, WHICH IS PUNISHABLE BY DECAPITATION (AND NOT THE GOOD KIND)

Previous Superspams {hosted in canadian_turtle's memories}

Comments

Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

CLIFF: MICHAEL
SHAG: ADRIAN (SORRY NATALIE)
MARRY: ZACH (B'DUH...)


ZACHARY LEVI, ZACHARY QUINTO, SENDHIL RAMAMURTHY

Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU BIATCH!!

CLIFF: ZUCK :O :X :'(
SHAG: SENDHIL :D
MARRY: ZOCK XD

--> CHARLIE PACE, CHUCK BARTOWSKI, GABRIEL GRAY

Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

OMG IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO OUTBITCH ME EEPPP

UHM CLIHH CHUCK (I IZ SO SORRY :( ), SHAG CHARLIE, MARRY GABRIEL ♥



FAKE!ZANE, SYLAR, GABRIEL GRAY