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adelineSecond viewing, random thoughts, and stating the obvious:
- We open on Day 64.
- So I thought, damn, these guys can swim FAST. Yeah, they were actually wearing palms. LMAO. And gee, you'd think they'd pick up in editing that they were visible to the naked eye. What's CGI for anymore, huh?
- DESMOND *squeeee*. "You." Aw, MOSMOF reference.
- 'tis night.
- What was up with the sudden feast at the beach? Did Locke just randomly bring a boar back again? Or did they just decide to splurge on the latest Dharma food drop? 'Cause that was weird. Also, Jack, "just tell them Desmond's back"? A) They can SEE that, and B) virtually none of them even knew there WAS a Desmond in the first place.
- The accent just slays me. "There's no... ESKEIP!" *dies*
- Plus, he's so pretty. *squishes*
- The prison dude cracked me up. "Enjoy your sodding book!" LOL.
- Wet!Desmond, yay for rain!
- that is a LOAD of money that evil bastard Widmore offered Desmond. A huge assload.
- Now, Sayid, how do you FIGURE you can sail to the other side of the island on a frakking SAILBOAT and "go ashore undetected"? By people who've been observing your camp ever since you got there? The hell? You're supposed to be the smart one, Sayid.
- Hee, Jack wants to tellKate and Hurley and Sawyer about the plan. Shut up, Sayid, shut up now. Jack is SUCH a pushover these days.
- Oooh Eko/Locke fight! Loved the dialogue. "Don't push it." "Don't tell me what I can do." Yay, continuity! And whoohoo for the Jesus stick of ass-kickery! Though I think Eko went a little bit overboard shoving John kicking and screaming out of the hatch like that.
- "We're only puppets! Puppets on strings!" cracked me up. I don't know why. Or I know why, but it's a pain typing it out. It just cracked me up, especially for John Holier-Than-Thou Locke to say it. Heh.
- It's day again! Day 65.
- I figured Jack would give Michael an unloaded gun, but then I thought Mike would know it from the weight. He didn't fuss, so I thought, whoa hey, bit of a risk you took right there, Jack! Turns out, Michael's just clueless. Okay!
- Depressed Hurley is depressing. :(
- Ugh, Michael. Evil bastard.
- Newport Beach! LOLz.
- "You know what? Ignorance is bliss!" Heee, Desmond. *squishes*
- omg I swear some of Henry Ian Cusick's facial expressions remind me SO MUCH of James Callis. Like when he's embarrassed about having no US currency? Seeeeriously. Speaking of which, he spent it ALL on a taxi? WTF?
- Libbeh! The hair, my gosh. So, so ugly.
- I so love Desmond, omg. Training for the race without having a boat ready? Awesome awesome awesome.
- So, Our Mutual Friend is about some guy faking his own death and pwning every one. So, in the Lost!verse, who might that be? (Christian Shephard! Please?)
- "I shall win this race... for love." *melts into a puddle*
- Jin is so cute.
- Yay, jungle trek!
- Ooh, Kate doesn't fancy getting caught in a net with Sawyer. Tee-hee. AND OMG SAWYER I LOVE HIM.
- Hurleybird! ROFL! Are you frakking KIDDING me? I hope that comes up in the podcast.
- Aw, emo!Locke. Charlie's just concerned at first, and then Locke's all "go away you twit," so. Good on Charlie for bringing the snark. And yet he still offers Locke something to cling to (Desmond's here).
- Yay, Sun! Good on you for not letting Sayid walk all over you. You could train Jack maybe some time.
- Jin is friggin' adorable. *squishes*
- I want Claire's hair. Funny Turniphead's dad should come up in conversation. His name was Thomas, too. Tom.
- Ooooeeee teh Jack-meets-Desmond flashback!
- Well, Des didn't look too happy to see Penny. She doesn't have much of a British accent, by the way, does she? Oh, "when do you get married, Pen?" *heartbreak* Oh. Must read Des/Pen fic.
- Night again!
- SMELLS LIKE CARROTS! Heee.
- Let's take a moment to talk timeline! Desmond was in the hatch for roughly 3 years. That means he got there in 2001. Before he left, he told Penny he'd be back in a year (2002). Let's assume he left shortly after that night. The race was around the world, so he ended up on this island in the Pacific not even halfway through, maybe not even a quarter of the way, I'm assuming around 2 months after he set sail from California. So 3 years, 2 months between the first time he and Jack met (2001), and the day they met again on the island (2004). 3 years, 2 months in which Jack married and divorced Sarah, (traveled to Phuket,) got his tattoos. And he was divorced by the time he turned Christian in, which was two months previous to his flying to Sydney (see White Rabbit) (2004). Jack and Sarah got married in 2003 (see Do No Harm). Conclusion? OMG Sarah, you cheat on your husband after barely one year of marriage? u Hor!!!!1!! Haha, I need to get a life. Anyway, my initial point with this would be, the mention of precise dates and all those connections between characters are totally going to bite the writers in the ass. In fact, I'm pretty sure it already doesn't all add up. Someone should check it.
- I think it's settled John Locke is not gay. Not that fandom slashes him much anyway, if at all, but, ya know, useless trivia. Because Desmond, drunk, all scruff and gruff, by that firelight? Daaaayum.
- LMAO Sawyer and Hurley. But for real, depressed!Hurley depresses me. :(
- Aw, you in pain, Michael? *rolls eyes* Hope you suffer for everything you've done, sucker!
- Day 66 rolls on.
- Sun puking overboard. Clichéééééé.
- 4-toed statue = lolzwtf.
- Heh, Dessie and Johnny playing with the wires. Haha, Eko = pwned. I personally loved the snitching of the Jesus stick.
- Wow, bad storm, eh. Must have been a bitch to shoot, is what I kept thinking.
- Pretty cool montage of Kelvin 'rescuing' Desmond. I couldn't figure out if it was just him or if there was a second yellow dude to help. Which of course was completely intentional but ughhh. And whoa, Kelvin looked evil right there before Des came to.
- Redzinski made some edits. Pfft. And when we find Redzinski (if he's alive), it'll be someone else. And they will plant it on someone else. Just you watch. (Or not. Your call, heh.)
- I can't decide if Kelvin served the actual alleged purpose of button-pushing from the start, was just another subject of the experiment, or if he was really in the know on a larger scale all along.
- Yeah, Kelvin doesn't seem genuinely worried by the sickness at all. It takes Desmond asking about the suit for him to think of the vaccine. "omg right siiiicknesssss!!! here, jabs! just take it, k? kthx."
- "We locked out a priest? :-o" LMAO.
- And Eko wins Island Athlete of The Year for climbing up out of the hatch with his bare arms. Whoa.
- That close-up on the QUARANTINE hatch door was corny.
- And Eko officially renews his Team Crazy membership. It's the Crazy Eyes. The Crazy Eyes warrant it.
- Charlie's lost his marbles a while ago, and since when does he care for pushing the button? I think he went along just incase Eko was right about every one on the island dying.
- Yay, jungle trek! lolz, Sawyer's theory. I love how Sawyer almost tripped, just before Jack walks past him. Kate's like "just keep smiling." He's not smiling! (Splitting hairs? What's that?)
- It's a Sawyer shot that kills the Asian Other (not Alvar Hanso, btw. Much too young), but it WAS Kate opening fire. Against Sawyer's better judgement, I might add. ("No, wait a second!") Kate = Captain of Team Stupid.
- So, when Jack hears gunfire, he ducks; but when his team mate (Team Sexy, duh) gets shot by a freaky, convulsion-inducing dart, it doesn't occur to anyone to lie on the ground? Okay...
- "I said NO!" Yeah, Jack, you tell her who's boss. Sheesh. But yay, made Sawyer yell back at him, whoo! And we got a Look of Angst & Goading, score!
- Michael: "Tell them what? 0:-)" omg Michael stfu&die already. Harold Perrineau is da man. Awesome acting.
- Man, I love that scene. The looks on every one's faces... They KILL me. I'm just gonna rewatch it again.
- Hurley/Jack stare down, whoa. Intense. OMG neck vein afvdxcvlkm!! Yes, I am weird. Jack has a plan. Sawyer: "What PLAN? (You conniving liar, how could you betray me?)" and that LOOK, oh! That was PAIN. I am *ded*. Commercial.
- Sayid praying! To think they waited two whole seasons before showing him praying on the island...
- That's a pretty cool looking rock structure, btw.
- Heh, Charlie is like Eko's our-side-of-town guide. First the Beechcraft, now the dynamite. Sweet. Except for the part where they plan to blow up things. That's not cool.
- Aw, Charlie's still concerned about Locke.
- "Aye. I'm sure." Desmond is hot. As always.
- Kelvin/Desmond are so sleeping together. And Desmond was his bitch. Totally.
- Redzinski. LMAO Desmond throwing a jealousy fit about Redzinski, whom Kelvin just won't stop yapping about. This is great.
- Oh, well, so much for finding Redz alive.
- Seriously, this fight is awesome. Married couple = understatement.
- So Kelvin joined the Dharma Initiative of his own volition. Good to know.
- Again Charlie with the loyalty. Aw.
- LMAO with the stripping of Charlie's belt. How they ever managed not to crack up throughout that scene even just once is beyond me.
- "Open the door and I will forgive you"?? What the hell, you locked him out first! Aaaand the actual lighting of the dynamite gets him Captain of Team Crazy for life.
- And Charlie made sense for once. Wow.
- Desmond is lost without Kelvin. Poor baby.
- Drunk!Kelvin in the ridiculous yellow pants calls Desmond "partner." Interesting.
- The electromagnetism story is definitely among the things that I'd thought of, filed under the Plausible column. Yay, me. (Not that I keep tabs, just... figuratively. *nods*)
- "They're not my friends." OMG you heartless... old man. And I heard those air quotes around the word "doctor", mister. Yes, Jack went to med school. Treated your wounded leg, too, you fool. (But I don't get defensive or anything.)
- Nice drive-by insult thrown at Boone, too. So he wasn't the sharpest tool in the box, there's no need to call him "stupid". :( The Boone story makes me sad. Locke's theme starts playing! That means iminent heartbreak for me. Terry O'Quinn kicks so much ass. His delivery of this monologue... breaks. my. heart.
- Meanwhile on the Otherside, Sayid approaches undetected. Because there's nobody there.
- omgwtffakehatch!
- Yay, jungle trek! (Can you tell what my favorite part of this eppy is yet?) omgwtftehlogs! In the middle of nowhere!
- Sawyer, cute with the vague map thingy, all "here, have a look at this", and Jack takes it from him all "gimme that!" Pfft. Another brief look. Screen capping this ep isn't gonna take long.
- So Jack DID clue them in on Sayid's plan after all. Which makes me think that was IT, The Plan, without which Jack never would have led the 4 of them innocents into danger. Which makes me not happy at all because it's a crappy plan, and Sayid's supposed to be smarter than that, damnit. (And screw punctuation!)
- this year's black smoke isn't quite as thick and black and impressive as the real thing. Ooh, another nice J/S screen cap to be made. (Wot? When spin is all you got, spin it is!)
- Ooh, Jack is pissed. omg arms! *flails*
- OMGWTF SAWYER GETS HIT AND THE SEIZING AND OMGNOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!1!! I freaked big time. And Jack is SO freaked he can't move, 'pparently. But he is way freaked. The kind of 'freaked' that makes for hilarious "caption this" entries. Know what I mean?
- Kate now!! The whispers are back! With antsy background music. That's gonna be fun to reverse and analyse, huh.
- Wow Jack, Team Stupid will be waiting for you. Running with Kate (um, 'kay, Hurley says thanks, while Sawyer's still convulsing, btw) WHERE TO do you figure? Firing your gun (Heee, sexy! But okay, I'll get my head checked soon or late) at WHAT EXACTLY? I believe panic just fries all of that top neuro-surgeon grey matter he's supposed to have. So, a pushover AND a wuss. Wow, good thing he's sexy. The tripping bit was funneh. 'Cause I'm twisted that way.
- Four others come and get them. Must find screen caps. Commercial.
- Desmond > Locke. Desmond is both on Team Sexy and on Team Smart. Not a lot of people in the latter right now.
- So Kelvin said goodbye. Watch Desmond's heart break before your eyes. Gosh, that outfit is ridiculous. Desmond breathing in fresh air. Smell like carrots?
- LOLz @ how close Des is following Kels. Of course he was gonna be caught. HELLS YEAH SCREW THE BUTTON!! Desmond, he just offered you to come with, ferchrissakes! But okay, killing the lying bastard is good too, I guess. Largest team on the island just gained one new member, it seems. The Killer Team.
- Okay, which is more annoying : metallic objects flying across the hatch from every direction, or the obnoxiously endless repetition of "System failureSystem failureSystem failureSystem failureSystem (etc.)"? Personally, I think the latter would cause me to grab a kitchen knife and slit my throat. Maybe that's just me.
- And now we know Fake!Henry DID, in fact, push the button. That John Locke is just too damn gullible. *shakes head*
- "What was the deit, whatwasthedeit?" LOVE. "I think I crashed your plane." Guh. *clings*
- ohnoes! Our island BDH-wannabes gagged and tied and heads covered in those stupid filthy hoods.
- Sawyer's hair = wins at life. <3 Ouch, that kick in the gut couldn't have felt nice.
- I don't know if I should be more exasperated or amused by Kate's persistence to callMr. Friendly Tom on the fakeness of his beard.
- Ooh, Bea doesn't seem like Tom's biggest fan.
- BOAT! Alex looks surprised. The others, not so much.
- Fake!Henry's here. I'm unimpressed, I've got to say. His hair is funny though.
- But you know who has the best hair? Sawyer. Duh.
- Charlie lives! Eko... not so much with the living right now.
- Damnit John Locke, will you just never shut the hell up? "It's all bloody real! Now push the damn button!" Desmond >>> you. Though he doesn't know shit about computers, obviously.
- "I just saved us all." Wow, and modesty is such a rare quality to come across.
- Desmond finds Penny's letter, and this is the part where I tear up. Oh, man. Don't cry, Desmond. HIC = awesome. He better sign on for next season.
- That shot of Locke's head through the hatch window was kinda cool. Last season we looked down the hatch, and now we get to look up. Nice directorial touch.
- "You saved my life, brotha. So that I could save yours." Hell, this whole dialogue is beyond brilliance. I love it liekwhoa.
- Again Charlie with the loyalty, shaking Eko awake.
- I love how everything goes flying around towards the giant magnet and Charlie has to dodge the washer and dryer, much like he had to dodge those carts in the plane. Yay, shoutouts to earlier stuff! (Or maybe I read too much into it.)
- I love that Eko came for Locke after all. "I was wrong." Aw now, damn, I love TOQ so much. I can't hate Locke like I should. I loved this whole hatch freak sequence. EXCEPT DESMOND HAS GOT TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!1!!!
- This week, Aaron's hair is dark. All right.
- So, whiteout. What the hell, right? I'm thinking final surge of magnetic energy, bigass reverse waves, before that field finally died down. And I think ultimately, it's what led Desmond back to the island, and it's what's making Fake!Henry so confident that the island could never be found from the outside world. Now that all this magnetic power is gone, things may drastically change. Or not, seeing as most of the crap I say turns out wrong.
- Again with the glory of teh Sawyer hair. Much, much love for it.
- Praise the Damon and the Carlton that was only the hatch door falling from the sky.
- Charlie lives! And forgets all about his unheard-of friends when sweet Claire offers him a smile? Okay. Definitely Team Crazy.
- Michael and Walt will find rescue? THAT'S it? Heck, Michael SHOULD try and get the rest of them rescued if he does.
- Michael: "My friends!" Muffled protests from the Gagged Gang: "eee nooo uuuhhh feeenz!!!" (And OMG SAWYER HAIR LMAO hahaha. I love him.)
- The good guys. Mm. Rebel faction from the original DI group?
- Michael: "What am I, stupid?" Yes! Sadly that bans you from Team Smart for life. Killer Team will not miss you, by the by.
- Good for Walt that he's "going home". And then I hope he runs away from it.
- So Hurley's job is to walk back to camp. Interesting how they precisely put a hood over his head before, so he couldn't see how they got from the notebook dump to the Otherland dock. I absolutely can grasp the logic behind that. Not.
- LMAO Jack's hair. One shot, it's black and the next, it's red, then black again. And so on. Special powers, fo'sho. That's why they want him.
- Aw, Hurley wanted Jack's OK to go.
- Good grief, the looks of hatred between Jack and Michael! And Walt's all, wtf? bye guys!
- And whoa-hoa that LOOK again between Kate and Jack. That's like, "So, um... plan B?" "You bet your ass, plan B!" "Okay. *gulps*" "Sawyer's fine, by the way." That, or they can't act for crap.
- Okay, now, I don't mind the C/C at all, but that scene was just one big what-the-hell moment. Why is no one concerned for Desmond, whose return they so joyously celebrated (I know!), Eko who's a freaking PRIEST, and Locke who was their hunter and guru for a long time? It was just so weird. Sweet scene, just, misplaced?
- And that was night 66. So, it's fair to assume, we'll be starting Season 3 on day 67.
- What the hell, snowy lands? (Hello, CGI. Subtle, are we?) The guy in the orange jacket, soooo totally Jack's long lost twin. O__O But no, it ain't Foxy. I think Len Corduva is the name. Or something.
- PENNY! Widmore father, like, is a great contributor to the Hanso Foundation and sits on the committee of whatever, and knows a lot of stuff. Penny found out enough to know where and how to look for Desmond, and tadaaaaaaa. She's gonna find them! Yay!
- Oh and I guess Penny either never married her fiancé, or has divorced him since, because hello nightstand picture!
Okay, that was kinda long. October is too far away. :(
- We open on Day 64.
- So I thought, damn, these guys can swim FAST. Yeah, they were actually wearing palms. LMAO. And gee, you'd think they'd pick up in editing that they were visible to the naked eye. What's CGI for anymore, huh?
- DESMOND *squeeee*. "You." Aw, MOSMOF reference.
- 'tis night.
- What was up with the sudden feast at the beach? Did Locke just randomly bring a boar back again? Or did they just decide to splurge on the latest Dharma food drop? 'Cause that was weird. Also, Jack, "just tell them Desmond's back"? A) They can SEE that, and B) virtually none of them even knew there WAS a Desmond in the first place.
- The accent just slays me. "There's no... ESKEIP!" *dies*
- Plus, he's so pretty. *squishes*
- The prison dude cracked me up. "Enjoy your sodding book!" LOL.
- Wet!Desmond, yay for rain!
- that is a LOAD of money that evil bastard Widmore offered Desmond. A huge assload.
- Now, Sayid, how do you FIGURE you can sail to the other side of the island on a frakking SAILBOAT and "go ashore undetected"? By people who've been observing your camp ever since you got there? The hell? You're supposed to be the smart one, Sayid.
- Hee, Jack wants to tell
- Oooh Eko/Locke fight! Loved the dialogue. "Don't push it." "Don't tell me what I can do." Yay, continuity! And whoohoo for the Jesus stick of ass-kickery! Though I think Eko went a little bit overboard shoving John kicking and screaming out of the hatch like that.
- "We're only puppets! Puppets on strings!" cracked me up. I don't know why. Or I know why, but it's a pain typing it out. It just cracked me up, especially for John Holier-Than-Thou Locke to say it. Heh.
- It's day again! Day 65.
- I figured Jack would give Michael an unloaded gun, but then I thought Mike would know it from the weight. He didn't fuss, so I thought, whoa hey, bit of a risk you took right there, Jack! Turns out, Michael's just clueless. Okay!
- Depressed Hurley is depressing. :(
- Ugh, Michael. Evil bastard.
- Newport Beach! LOLz.
- "You know what? Ignorance is bliss!" Heee, Desmond. *squishes*
- omg I swear some of Henry Ian Cusick's facial expressions remind me SO MUCH of James Callis. Like when he's embarrassed about having no US currency? Seeeeriously. Speaking of which, he spent it ALL on a taxi? WTF?
- Libbeh! The hair, my gosh. So, so ugly.
- I so love Desmond, omg. Training for the race without having a boat ready? Awesome awesome awesome.
- So, Our Mutual Friend is about some guy faking his own death and pwning every one. So, in the Lost!verse, who might that be? (Christian Shephard! Please?)
- "I shall win this race... for love." *melts into a puddle*
- Jin is so cute.
- Yay, jungle trek!
- Ooh, Kate doesn't fancy getting caught in a net with Sawyer. Tee-hee. AND OMG SAWYER I LOVE HIM.
- Hurleybird! ROFL! Are you frakking KIDDING me? I hope that comes up in the podcast.
- Aw, emo!Locke. Charlie's just concerned at first, and then Locke's all "go away you twit," so. Good on Charlie for bringing the snark. And yet he still offers Locke something to cling to (Desmond's here).
- Yay, Sun! Good on you for not letting Sayid walk all over you. You could train Jack maybe some time.
- Jin is friggin' adorable. *squishes*
- I want Claire's hair. Funny Turniphead's dad should come up in conversation. His name was Thomas, too. Tom.
- Ooooeeee teh Jack-meets-Desmond flashback!
- Well, Des didn't look too happy to see Penny. She doesn't have much of a British accent, by the way, does she? Oh, "when do you get married, Pen?" *heartbreak* Oh. Must read Des/Pen fic.
- Night again!
- SMELLS LIKE CARROTS! Heee.
- Let's take a moment to talk timeline! Desmond was in the hatch for roughly 3 years. That means he got there in 2001. Before he left, he told Penny he'd be back in a year (2002). Let's assume he left shortly after that night. The race was around the world, so he ended up on this island in the Pacific not even halfway through, maybe not even a quarter of the way, I'm assuming around 2 months after he set sail from California. So 3 years, 2 months between the first time he and Jack met (2001), and the day they met again on the island (2004). 3 years, 2 months in which Jack married and divorced Sarah, (traveled to Phuket,) got his tattoos. And he was divorced by the time he turned Christian in, which was two months previous to his flying to Sydney (see White Rabbit) (2004). Jack and Sarah got married in 2003 (see Do No Harm). Conclusion? OMG Sarah, you cheat on your husband after barely one year of marriage? u Hor!!!!1!! Haha, I need to get a life. Anyway, my initial point with this would be, the mention of precise dates and all those connections between characters are totally going to bite the writers in the ass. In fact, I'm pretty sure it already doesn't all add up. Someone should check it.
- I think it's settled John Locke is not gay. Not that fandom slashes him much anyway, if at all, but, ya know, useless trivia. Because Desmond, drunk, all scruff and gruff, by that firelight? Daaaayum.
- LMAO Sawyer and Hurley. But for real, depressed!Hurley depresses me. :(
- Aw, you in pain, Michael? *rolls eyes* Hope you suffer for everything you've done, sucker!
- Day 66 rolls on.
- Sun puking overboard. Clichéééééé.
- 4-toed statue = lolzwtf.
- Heh, Dessie and Johnny playing with the wires. Haha, Eko = pwned. I personally loved the snitching of the Jesus stick.
- Wow, bad storm, eh. Must have been a bitch to shoot, is what I kept thinking.
- Pretty cool montage of Kelvin 'rescuing' Desmond. I couldn't figure out if it was just him or if there was a second yellow dude to help. Which of course was completely intentional but ughhh. And whoa, Kelvin looked evil right there before Des came to.
- Redzinski made some edits. Pfft. And when we find Redzinski (if he's alive), it'll be someone else. And they will plant it on someone else. Just you watch. (Or not. Your call, heh.)
- I can't decide if Kelvin served the actual alleged purpose of button-pushing from the start, was just another subject of the experiment, or if he was really in the know on a larger scale all along.
- Yeah, Kelvin doesn't seem genuinely worried by the sickness at all. It takes Desmond asking about the suit for him to think of the vaccine. "omg right siiiicknesssss!!! here, jabs! just take it, k? kthx."
- "We locked out a priest? :-o" LMAO.
- And Eko wins Island Athlete of The Year for climbing up out of the hatch with his bare arms. Whoa.
- That close-up on the QUARANTINE hatch door was corny.
- And Eko officially renews his Team Crazy membership. It's the Crazy Eyes. The Crazy Eyes warrant it.
- Charlie's lost his marbles a while ago, and since when does he care for pushing the button? I think he went along just incase Eko was right about every one on the island dying.
- Yay, jungle trek! lolz, Sawyer's theory. I love how Sawyer almost tripped, just before Jack walks past him. Kate's like "just keep smiling." He's not smiling! (Splitting hairs? What's that?)
- It's a Sawyer shot that kills the Asian Other (not Alvar Hanso, btw. Much too young), but it WAS Kate opening fire. Against Sawyer's better judgement, I might add. ("No, wait a second!") Kate = Captain of Team Stupid.
- So, when Jack hears gunfire, he ducks; but when his team mate (Team Sexy, duh) gets shot by a freaky, convulsion-inducing dart, it doesn't occur to anyone to lie on the ground? Okay...
- "I said NO!" Yeah, Jack, you tell her who's boss. Sheesh. But yay, made Sawyer yell back at him, whoo! And we got a Look of Angst & Goading, score!
- Michael: "Tell them what? 0:-)" omg Michael stfu&die already. Harold Perrineau is da man. Awesome acting.
- Man, I love that scene. The looks on every one's faces... They KILL me. I'm just gonna rewatch it again.
- Hurley/Jack stare down, whoa. Intense. OMG neck vein afvdxcvlkm!! Yes, I am weird. Jack has a plan. Sawyer: "What PLAN? (You conniving liar, how could you betray me?)" and that LOOK, oh! That was PAIN. I am *ded*. Commercial.
- Sayid praying! To think they waited two whole seasons before showing him praying on the island...
- That's a pretty cool looking rock structure, btw.
- Heh, Charlie is like Eko's our-side-of-town guide. First the Beechcraft, now the dynamite. Sweet. Except for the part where they plan to blow up things. That's not cool.
- Aw, Charlie's still concerned about Locke.
- "Aye. I'm sure." Desmond is hot. As always.
- Kelvin/Desmond are so sleeping together. And Desmond was his bitch. Totally.
- Redzinski. LMAO Desmond throwing a jealousy fit about Redzinski, whom Kelvin just won't stop yapping about. This is great.
- Oh, well, so much for finding Redz alive.
- Seriously, this fight is awesome. Married couple = understatement.
- So Kelvin joined the Dharma Initiative of his own volition. Good to know.
- Again Charlie with the loyalty. Aw.
- LMAO with the stripping of Charlie's belt. How they ever managed not to crack up throughout that scene even just once is beyond me.
- "Open the door and I will forgive you"?? What the hell, you locked him out first! Aaaand the actual lighting of the dynamite gets him Captain of Team Crazy for life.
- And Charlie made sense for once. Wow.
- Desmond is lost without Kelvin. Poor baby.
- Drunk!Kelvin in the ridiculous yellow pants calls Desmond "partner." Interesting.
- The electromagnetism story is definitely among the things that I'd thought of, filed under the Plausible column. Yay, me. (Not that I keep tabs, just... figuratively. *nods*)
- "They're not my friends." OMG you heartless... old man. And I heard those air quotes around the word "doctor", mister. Yes, Jack went to med school. Treated your wounded leg, too, you fool. (But I don't get defensive or anything.)
- Nice drive-by insult thrown at Boone, too. So he wasn't the sharpest tool in the box, there's no need to call him "stupid". :( The Boone story makes me sad. Locke's theme starts playing! That means iminent heartbreak for me. Terry O'Quinn kicks so much ass. His delivery of this monologue... breaks. my. heart.
- Meanwhile on the Otherside, Sayid approaches undetected. Because there's nobody there.
- omgwtffakehatch!
- Yay, jungle trek! (Can you tell what my favorite part of this eppy is yet?) omgwtftehlogs! In the middle of nowhere!
- Sawyer, cute with the vague map thingy, all "here, have a look at this", and Jack takes it from him all "gimme that!" Pfft. Another brief look. Screen capping this ep isn't gonna take long.
- So Jack DID clue them in on Sayid's plan after all. Which makes me think that was IT, The Plan, without which Jack never would have led the 4 of them innocents into danger. Which makes me not happy at all because it's a crappy plan, and Sayid's supposed to be smarter than that, damnit. (And screw punctuation!)
- this year's black smoke isn't quite as thick and black and impressive as the real thing. Ooh, another nice J/S screen cap to be made. (Wot? When spin is all you got, spin it is!)
- Ooh, Jack is pissed. omg arms! *flails*
- OMGWTF SAWYER GETS HIT AND THE SEIZING AND OMGNOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!1!! I freaked big time. And Jack is SO freaked he can't move, 'pparently. But he is way freaked. The kind of 'freaked' that makes for hilarious "caption this" entries. Know what I mean?
- Kate now!! The whispers are back! With antsy background music. That's gonna be fun to reverse and analyse, huh.
- Wow Jack, Team Stupid will be waiting for you. Running with Kate (um, 'kay, Hurley says thanks, while Sawyer's still convulsing, btw) WHERE TO do you figure? Firing your gun (Heee, sexy! But okay, I'll get my head checked soon or late) at WHAT EXACTLY? I believe panic just fries all of that top neuro-surgeon grey matter he's supposed to have. So, a pushover AND a wuss. Wow, good thing he's sexy. The tripping bit was funneh. 'Cause I'm twisted that way.
- Four others come and get them. Must find screen caps. Commercial.
- Desmond > Locke. Desmond is both on Team Sexy and on Team Smart. Not a lot of people in the latter right now.
- So Kelvin said goodbye. Watch Desmond's heart break before your eyes. Gosh, that outfit is ridiculous. Desmond breathing in fresh air. Smell like carrots?
- LOLz @ how close Des is following Kels. Of course he was gonna be caught. HELLS YEAH SCREW THE BUTTON!! Desmond, he just offered you to come with, ferchrissakes! But okay, killing the lying bastard is good too, I guess. Largest team on the island just gained one new member, it seems. The Killer Team.
- Okay, which is more annoying : metallic objects flying across the hatch from every direction, or the obnoxiously endless repetition of "System failureSystem failureSystem failureSystem failureSystem (etc.)"? Personally, I think the latter would cause me to grab a kitchen knife and slit my throat. Maybe that's just me.
- And now we know Fake!Henry DID, in fact, push the button. That John Locke is just too damn gullible. *shakes head*
- "What was the deit, whatwasthedeit?" LOVE. "I think I crashed your plane." Guh. *clings*
- ohnoes! Our island BDH-wannabes gagged and tied and heads covered in those stupid filthy hoods.
- Sawyer's hair = wins at life. <3 Ouch, that kick in the gut couldn't have felt nice.
- I don't know if I should be more exasperated or amused by Kate's persistence to call
- Ooh, Bea doesn't seem like Tom's biggest fan.
- BOAT! Alex looks surprised. The others, not so much.
- Fake!Henry's here. I'm unimpressed, I've got to say. His hair is funny though.
- But you know who has the best hair? Sawyer. Duh.
- Charlie lives! Eko... not so much with the living right now.
- Damnit John Locke, will you just never shut the hell up? "It's all bloody real! Now push the damn button!" Desmond >>> you. Though he doesn't know shit about computers, obviously.
- "I just saved us all." Wow, and modesty is such a rare quality to come across.
- Desmond finds Penny's letter, and this is the part where I tear up. Oh, man. Don't cry, Desmond. HIC = awesome. He better sign on for next season.
- That shot of Locke's head through the hatch window was kinda cool. Last season we looked down the hatch, and now we get to look up. Nice directorial touch.
- "You saved my life, brotha. So that I could save yours." Hell, this whole dialogue is beyond brilliance. I love it liekwhoa.
- Again Charlie with the loyalty, shaking Eko awake.
- I love how everything goes flying around towards the giant magnet and Charlie has to dodge the washer and dryer, much like he had to dodge those carts in the plane. Yay, shoutouts to earlier stuff! (Or maybe I read too much into it.)
- I love that Eko came for Locke after all. "I was wrong." Aw now, damn, I love TOQ so much. I can't hate Locke like I should. I loved this whole hatch freak sequence. EXCEPT DESMOND HAS GOT TO LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!1!!!
- This week, Aaron's hair is dark. All right.
- So, whiteout. What the hell, right? I'm thinking final surge of magnetic energy, bigass reverse waves, before that field finally died down. And I think ultimately, it's what led Desmond back to the island, and it's what's making Fake!Henry so confident that the island could never be found from the outside world. Now that all this magnetic power is gone, things may drastically change. Or not, seeing as most of the crap I say turns out wrong.
- Again with the glory of teh Sawyer hair. Much, much love for it.
- Praise the Damon and the Carlton that was only the hatch door falling from the sky.
- Charlie lives! And forgets all about his unheard-of friends when sweet Claire offers him a smile? Okay. Definitely Team Crazy.
- Michael and Walt will find rescue? THAT'S it? Heck, Michael SHOULD try and get the rest of them rescued if he does.
- Michael: "My friends!" Muffled protests from the Gagged Gang: "eee nooo uuuhhh feeenz!!!" (And OMG SAWYER HAIR LMAO hahaha. I love him.)
- The good guys. Mm. Rebel faction from the original DI group?
- Michael: "What am I, stupid?" Yes! Sadly that bans you from Team Smart for life. Killer Team will not miss you, by the by.
- Good for Walt that he's "going home". And then I hope he runs away from it.
- So Hurley's job is to walk back to camp. Interesting how they precisely put a hood over his head before, so he couldn't see how they got from the notebook dump to the Otherland dock. I absolutely can grasp the logic behind that. Not.
- LMAO Jack's hair. One shot, it's black and the next, it's red, then black again. And so on. Special powers, fo'sho. That's why they want him.
- Aw, Hurley wanted Jack's OK to go.
- Good grief, the looks of hatred between Jack and Michael! And Walt's all, wtf? bye guys!
- And whoa-hoa that LOOK again between Kate and Jack. That's like, "So, um... plan B?" "You bet your ass, plan B!" "Okay. *gulps*" "Sawyer's fine, by the way." That, or they can't act for crap.
- Okay, now, I don't mind the C/C at all, but that scene was just one big what-the-hell moment. Why is no one concerned for Desmond, whose return they so joyously celebrated (I know!), Eko who's a freaking PRIEST, and Locke who was their hunter and guru for a long time? It was just so weird. Sweet scene, just, misplaced?
- And that was night 66. So, it's fair to assume, we'll be starting Season 3 on day 67.
- What the hell, snowy lands? (Hello, CGI. Subtle, are we?) The guy in the orange jacket, soooo totally Jack's long lost twin. O__O But no, it ain't Foxy. I think Len Corduva is the name. Or something.
- PENNY! Widmore father, like, is a great contributor to the Hanso Foundation and sits on the committee of whatever, and knows a lot of stuff. Penny found out enough to know where and how to look for Desmond, and tadaaaaaaa. She's gonna find them! Yay!
- Oh and I guess Penny either never married her fiancé, or has divorced him since, because hello nightstand picture!
Okay, that was kinda long. October is too far away. :(
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Date: 2006-05-27 04:51 pm (UTC)=D