SUPERSPAM POST #22

[adeline]

Last Superspam Post of the week, omg! :o






RULE THE FIRST: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE SECOND: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE THIRD: YOU FORGET RULES ONE AND TWO AND SPAM!

RULE THE FOURTH: YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM.

RULE THE FIFTH: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM, BUT IT WOULD HELP.

RULE THE SIXTH: THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER SIX.

RULE THE SEVENTH: NO PICSPAMS ON WEEKDAYS. (some of us don't have super internet at work)

RULE THE EIGHT: CAPSLOCK, KEYSMASH AND RANDOM CRAP OBLIGATED.

RULE THE NINTH: EACH SUPERSPAM ENTRY HAS TO BE ANNOUNCED WITH A BANNER, AND THAT BANNER MUST BE DROOL-WORTHY (*COUGH* ZQ *COUGH*)

RULE THE TENTH: THESE RULES ARE CAREFULLY DESIGNED BY canadian_turtle, maccine AND wantyousafe AND CAN, AND WILL BE, CHANGED SEVERAL TIMES A DAY TO SCREW WITH ALL YOUR BRAINZ.

SPECIAL ZQ-ONLY RULE: IF ZQ EVER DOES TURN UP ANYWHERE, YOU IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO YELL: "HALT! THERE ARE RULES, YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU STILL DRESSED, AND WHERE IS MOHINDER?"


RULE #13 POSTED OUTSIDE THE CUT FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT:

RULE THE THIRTEENTH: WE HAVE NO RULES EXCEPT FOR RULE #7, WHICH IS PUNISHABLE BY DECAPITATION (AND NOT THE GOOD KIND)

Previous Superspams {hosted in canadian_turtle's memories}

Comments

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

THAT BANNER IS MADE OF SOMEONE WIN, LIKE WOAH!!

DUDE, YOU PWN (THE ALPHABET)

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

SO MUCH ^^ WHY YES I SUCK. I BLAME DOING TOO MANY THINGS AT THE SAME TIME ;)

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

HEHE THANK YOU

AND LIVEJOURNAL IS STILL NOT SENDING ME NOTIFICATIONS :@ :@ :@

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

i haven't had e-mail notifications in ages;__; thank god for the recent message page that DOES get updated

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

Eh, I never check that page. Stoopid goat!

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

THERE'S A LINK TO IT ON YOUR MAIN LIVEJOURNAL PAGE (IF UR LOGGED ON) I BOOKMARKED IT

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

COOL. BUT I WON'T USE IT! BECAUSE SIX APART IS GREEDY AND IF EVERYONE STARTS USING THAT PAGE TO KEEP TRACK OF COMMENTS, THEY'RE GOING TO PUT UP ADS ON IT, AND STOP EMAILING ANYTHING. OR SOMETHING. [/CONSPIRACY THEORY]

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

LMAO WHAAAATTTT? YOU'RE DENYING YOURSELF TO SEE YOUR NEW COMMENTS BECAUSE OF THAT WACKY THEORY? O.o