SUPERSPAM POST #21
Jun. 28th, 2007 12:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
adelineDear friends, I declare the 21st Superspam Post open!
RULE THE FIRST: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.
RULE THE SECOND: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.
RULE THE THIRD: YOU FORGET RULES ONE AND TWO AND SPAM!
RULE THE FOURTH: YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM.
RULE THE FIFTH: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM, BUT IT WOULD HELP.
RULE THE SIXTH: THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER SIX.
RULE THE SEVENTH: NO PICSPAMS ON WEEKDAYS. (some of us don't have super internet at work)
RULE THE EIGHT: CAPSLOCK, KEYSMASH AND RANDOM CRAP OBLIGATED.
RULE THE NINTH: EACH SUPERSPAM ENTRY HAS TO BE ANNOUNCED WITH A BANNER, AND THAT BANNER MUST BE DROOL-WORTHY (*COUGH* ZQ *COUGH*)
RULE THE TENTH: THESE RULES ARE CAREFULLY DESIGNED BY![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
canadian_turtle, maccine AND wantyousafe AND CAN, AND WILL BE, CHANGED SEVERAL TIMES A DAY TO SCREW WITH ALL YOUR BRAINZ.
SPECIAL ZQ-ONLY RULE: IF ZQ EVER DOES TURN UP ANYWHERE, YOU IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO YELL: "HALT! THERE ARE RULES, YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU STILL DRESSED, AND WHERE IS MOHINDER?"
RULE #13 POSTED OUTSIDE THE CUT FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT:
RULE THE THIRTEENTH: WE HAVE NO RULES EXCEPT FOR RULE #7, WHICH IS PUNISHABLE BY DECAPITATION (AND NOT THE GOOD KIND)
Previous Superspams {hosted incanadian_turtle's memories}
RULE THE FIRST: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.
RULE THE SECOND: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.
RULE THE THIRD: YOU FORGET RULES ONE AND TWO AND SPAM!
RULE THE FOURTH: YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM.
RULE THE FIFTH: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM, BUT IT WOULD HELP.
RULE THE SIXTH: THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER SIX.
RULE THE SEVENTH: NO PICSPAMS ON WEEKDAYS. (some of us don't have super internet at work)
RULE THE EIGHT: CAPSLOCK, KEYSMASH AND RANDOM CRAP OBLIGATED.
RULE THE NINTH: EACH SUPERSPAM ENTRY HAS TO BE ANNOUNCED WITH A BANNER, AND THAT BANNER MUST BE DROOL-WORTHY (*COUGH* ZQ *COUGH*)
RULE THE TENTH: THESE RULES ARE CAREFULLY DESIGNED BY
canadian_turtle, maccine AND wantyousafe AND CAN, AND WILL BE, CHANGED SEVERAL TIMES A DAY TO SCREW WITH ALL YOUR BRAINZ.SPECIAL ZQ-ONLY RULE: IF ZQ EVER DOES TURN UP ANYWHERE, YOU IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO YELL: "HALT! THERE ARE RULES, YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU STILL DRESSED, AND WHERE IS MOHINDER?"
RULE #13 POSTED OUTSIDE THE CUT FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT:
RULE THE THIRTEENTH: WE HAVE NO RULES EXCEPT FOR RULE #7, WHICH IS PUNISHABLE BY DECAPITATION (AND NOT THE GOOD KIND)
Previous Superspams {hosted in
canadian_turtle's memories}
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Re: QUOTE GAME #1
Date: 2007-06-28 02:13 pm (UTC)SANDRA BENNET POLITELY TELLS MR MUGGLES TO STFU AFTER HE'S THROWN A TANTRUM SAYING HE'D RATHER RUN AWAY WITH A LIZARD AND A COCKROACH THAN RUN IN ANOTHER ONE OF HER STUPID PUPPY BEAUTY PAGEANTS.
"YOU ALL EVERYBODY, ACTING LIKE YOU'RE STUPID PEOPLE WEARING EXPENSIVE CLOTHES!"
Re: QUOTE GAME #1
Date: 2007-06-29 07:58 am (UTC)SYLAR FINALLY ADMITS HE FEELS MUCH BETTER AS A NUDIST
"WHEN I FIND MYSELF IN TIMES OF TROUBLE, MOTHER MARY COMES TO ME"
Re: QUOTE GAME #1
Date: 2007-06-29 09:28 am (UTC)"I AM BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY SINGLE WAY, WORDS CAN'T BRING ME DOWN"
Re: QUOTE GAME #1
Date: 2007-06-29 10:24 am (UTC)"IT'S MY LIFE, IT'S NOW OR NEVER. I AM GONNA LIVE FOREVER"
Re: QUOTE GAME #1
Date: 2007-06-29 12:32 pm (UTC)"EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, THE SAME ARRANGEMENT: I GO OUT AND FIGHT THE FIGHT"