SUPERSPAM POST #38

[adeline]

I TTLY BLAME THEM OKAY? AND MIKA. DAMN THAT SONG.




RULE THE FIRST: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE SECOND: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE THIRD: YOU FORGET RULES ONE AND TWO AND SPAM!

RULE THE FOURTH: YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM.

RULE THE FIFTH: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM, BUT IT WOULD HELP.

RULE THE SIXTH: THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER SIX.

RULE THE SEVENTH: NO PICSPAMS ON WEEKDAYS. (some of us don't have super internet at work)

RULE THE EIGHT: CAPSLOCK, KEYSMASH AND RANDOM CRAP OBLIGATED.

RULE THE NINTH: EACH SUPERSPAM ENTRY HAS TO BE ANNOUNCED WITH A BANNER, AND THAT BANNER MUST BE DROOL-WORTHY (*COUGH* ZQ *COUGH*)

RULE THE TENTH: THESE RULES ARE CAREFULLY DESIGNED BY canadian_turtle, maccine AND wantyousafe AND CAN, AND WILL BE, CHANGED SEVERAL TIMES A DAY TO SCREW WITH ALL YOUR BRAINZ.

SPECIAL ZQ-ONLY RULE: IF ZQ EVER DOES TURN UP ANYWHERE, YOU IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO YELL: "HALT! THERE ARE RULES, YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU STILL DRESSED, AND WHERE IS MOHINDER?"


RULE #13 POSTED OUTSIDE THE CUT FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT:

RULE THE THIRTEENTH: WE HAVE NO RULES EXCEPT FOR RULE #7, WHICH IS PUNISHABLE BY DECAPITATION (AND NOT THE GOOD KIND)

Previous Superspams {hosted in canadian_turtle's memories}

Comments

Re: CLIFF, SHAG, OR MARRY #2

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

ROFL! YOU'VE GOT SOME... ARZT ON YOU. XD

CLIFF ARZT, SHAG LOCKE (VOMIT), MARRY HURLEY

SETH COHEN, CHRIS HALLIWELL (OR IS THAT HIS NAME? LOLS IDEK), CHUCK BARTOWSKI

Re: CLIFF, SHAG, OR MARRY #2

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

CLIFF: SETH (OH THAT PAINS ME!), SHAG: CHUCK, MARRY: CHRIS


ELVIS PRESLEY, JOHN LENNON, FREDDY MERCURY