SUPERSPAM POST #36

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LOL MAH MANIP SKILLZ 4 TEH LULZ




RULE THE FIRST: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE SECOND: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE THIRD: YOU FORGET RULES ONE AND TWO AND SPAM!

RULE THE FOURTH: YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM.

RULE THE FIFTH: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM, BUT IT WOULD HELP.

RULE THE SIXTH: THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER SIX.

RULE THE SEVENTH: NO PICSPAMS ON WEEKDAYS. (some of us don't have super internet at work)

RULE THE EIGHT: CAPSLOCK, KEYSMASH AND RANDOM CRAP OBLIGATED.

RULE THE NINTH: EACH SUPERSPAM ENTRY HAS TO BE ANNOUNCED WITH A BANNER, AND THAT BANNER MUST BE DROOL-WORTHY (*COUGH* ZQ *COUGH*)

RULE THE TENTH: THESE RULES ARE CAREFULLY DESIGNED BY canadian_turtle, maccine AND wantyousafe AND CAN, AND WILL BE, CHANGED SEVERAL TIMES A DAY TO SCREW WITH ALL YOUR BRAINZ.

SPECIAL ZQ-ONLY RULE: IF ZQ EVER DOES TURN UP ANYWHERE, YOU IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO YELL: "HALT! THERE ARE RULES, YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU STILL DRESSED, AND WHERE IS MOHINDER?"


RULE #13 POSTED OUTSIDE THE CUT FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT:

RULE THE THIRTEENTH: WE HAVE NO RULES EXCEPT FOR RULE #7, WHICH IS PUNISHABLE BY DECAPITATION (AND NOT THE GOOD KIND)

Previous Superspams {hosted in canadian_turtle's memories}

Comments

CLIFF, SHAG, OR MARRY? #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

EASY AS PIE (IN THEORY)! PERSON 1 PROPOSES THREE PEOPLE OF THEIR OWN CHOICE (REAL OR FICTIONAL DOESN'T MATTER) AND PERSON REPLIES WITH THE NAMES OF WHOM THEY WOULD FOR EACH OF THE PROPOSITIONS. LIKE SO:

PERSON 1: DEAN WINCHESTER, MOHINDER SURESH, JACK SPARROW
PERSON 2: OMG YOU BIATCH!!1!
PERSON 3: LOLZ
PERSON 2: SHAG - DEAN; CLIFF - JACK; MARRY - MOHINDER

AND THEN PERSON 2 DEALS OUT THREE DIFFERENT NAMES, SOMEBODY REPLIES WITH THEIR PICKS, AND SO ON...


---> HIRO, ANDO, PAPA NAKA

Re: CLIFF, SHAG, OR MARRY? #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

Cliff Papa, shag Ando, marry Hiro (a sexless marriage at that o.O)


---> Chuck, Morgan, John Casey

Re: CLIFF, SHAG, OR MARRY? #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

(LMAO.)

Marry Chuck, shag Casey, cliff Morgan. But, poor Morgan! I hope somebody catches him to break his fall.

--> Spock, Gabriel, Sasan

OMG DID YOU SEE THAT SOMEBODY WROTE MOMO/SASAN?

Re: CLIFF, SHAG, OR MARRY? #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

Cliff Spock (it's the eyebrows o.O), shag Sasan (he can be experimenting), marry Gabriel ♥ (thank God you didn't put Sylar instead of Spock)

OMG NO I DIDN'T, WHERE?????????


---> Brody, Zach (the character), West

Re: CLIFF, SHAG, OR MARRY? #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

http://nowhack.livejournal.com/5052.html XD

Hm. Dilemma here. THAR CAN ONLY BE ONE FLYIN' MAN! 'course, West is merely just a flying boy, but, still. On principle, I disapprove. OTOH, I've always thought Nick D'Agosto was a cutie.

On the condition that Sylar will get West shortly, I'll marry him, shag Zach (he can be experimenting) and cliff Brody. Failing that, I would cliff West, but would that even work at all, being that he can soar up in the air? *sighs*

--> Peter Petrelli, Sam Winchester, Liam Pace

Re: CLIFF, SHAG, OR MARRY? #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

OMG You'd ever consider shagging Brody, the rapist boy (LMAO Imade it sound like a special ability o.O)

Cliff Sam, shag Peter, marry Liam ♥


----> Wash, Mal, Simon