SUPERSPAM POST #36

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LOL MAH MANIP SKILLZ 4 TEH LULZ




RULE THE FIRST: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE SECOND: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE THIRD: YOU FORGET RULES ONE AND TWO AND SPAM!

RULE THE FOURTH: YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM.

RULE THE FIFTH: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM, BUT IT WOULD HELP.

RULE THE SIXTH: THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER SIX.

RULE THE SEVENTH: NO PICSPAMS ON WEEKDAYS. (some of us don't have super internet at work)

RULE THE EIGHT: CAPSLOCK, KEYSMASH AND RANDOM CRAP OBLIGATED.

RULE THE NINTH: EACH SUPERSPAM ENTRY HAS TO BE ANNOUNCED WITH A BANNER, AND THAT BANNER MUST BE DROOL-WORTHY (*COUGH* ZQ *COUGH*)

RULE THE TENTH: THESE RULES ARE CAREFULLY DESIGNED BY canadian_turtle, maccine AND wantyousafe AND CAN, AND WILL BE, CHANGED SEVERAL TIMES A DAY TO SCREW WITH ALL YOUR BRAINZ.

SPECIAL ZQ-ONLY RULE: IF ZQ EVER DOES TURN UP ANYWHERE, YOU IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO YELL: "HALT! THERE ARE RULES, YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU STILL DRESSED, AND WHERE IS MOHINDER?"


RULE #13 POSTED OUTSIDE THE CUT FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT:

RULE THE THIRTEENTH: WE HAVE NO RULES EXCEPT FOR RULE #7, WHICH IS PUNISHABLE BY DECAPITATION (AND NOT THE GOOD KIND)

Previous Superspams {hosted in canadian_turtle's memories}

Comments

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

Sylar to Mr Muggles, b'duh

"I am in ur head eating your brainz"

"Heroes don't run"

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

Sylar to any fool who tries to escape, mwahahahaha!

"You look badass."

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

Sylar at Mr. Muggles in a bikini

"I think I can fly"

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

Sylar after stealing West's brain. XD

"I'll be watching you more closely now." (fgilhsilfhkj season 2 now plz!!)

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

Momo to Sylar over the phone after he got the confession Sylar was now living on a nude beach

"So none of this is real?"

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

That would be a damnright correct answer! <3

-> Sylar wakes up and realizes the past season has been nothing but a dream. Bobby Ewing Chandra Suresh was never really dead.

"Who wants revenge, Mrs. Petrelli?"