SUPERSPAM POST #34

[adeline]

RULE THE FIRST: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE SECOND: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE THIRD: YOU FORGET RULES ONE AND TWO AND SPAM!

RULE THE FOURTH: YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM.

RULE THE FIFTH: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM, BUT IT WOULD HELP.

RULE THE SIXTH: THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER SIX.

RULE THE SEVENTH: NO PICSPAMS ON WEEKDAYS. (some of us don't have super internet at work)

RULE THE EIGHT: CAPSLOCK, KEYSMASH AND RANDOM CRAP OBLIGATED.

RULE THE NINTH: EACH SUPERSPAM ENTRY HAS TO BE ANNOUNCED WITH A BANNER, AND THAT BANNER MUST BE DROOL-WORTHY (*COUGH* ZQ *COUGH*)

RULE THE TENTH: THESE RULES ARE CAREFULLY DESIGNED BY canadian_turtle, maccine AND wantyousafe AND CAN, AND WILL BE, CHANGED SEVERAL TIMES A DAY TO SCREW WITH ALL YOUR BRAINZ.

SPECIAL ZQ-ONLY RULE: IF ZQ EVER DOES TURN UP ANYWHERE, YOU IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO YELL: "HALT! THERE ARE RULES, YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU STILL DRESSED, AND WHERE IS MOHINDER?"


RULE #13 POSTED OUTSIDE THE CUT FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT:

RULE THE THIRTEENTH: WE HAVE NO RULES EXCEPT FOR RULE #7, WHICH IS PUNISHABLE BY DECAPITATION (AND NOT THE GOOD KIND)

Previous Superspams {hosted in canadian_turtle's memories}

Comments

THIS OR THAT #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

ANDO MASAHASHI OR SANDRA BENNET?

Re: THIS OR THAT #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

ANDO though I've never been able to fully forgive him for telling Hiro to stab Gabriel


CLAIRE CUTTING OF A RANDOM TOE or CLAIRE ON THE AUTPSY TABLE WITH EVERYTHING OUT IN THE OPEN?

Re: THIS OR THAT #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

YEAH, THAT WAS NOT NICE D:

CUTTING RANDOM TOE BECAUSE OMFG SEASON TWO WANT NOW!!!!!!1! (ALSO BECAUSE OF THE CRACK IDEA THAT, LOLOLOLZ, CLAIRE CAN CUT OFF ANY BODY PART AND SELL THEM ON THE BLACK MARKET WTFLMAO)

MAYA OR KANE?

Re: THIS OR THAT #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

LOLOL WELL IF SHE EVER HAD ANY MONEY PROBLEMS I AM SURE THAT'S EXACTY WHAT SHE'LL DO. I NEVER KNEW THOUGH THAT BODYPARTS WOULD GROW BACK O.o I JUST THOUGHT SHE HEALED FAST...


KANE


KENSEI or KANE?

Re: THIS OR THAT #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

KANE.

KANE OR JULIAN SARK?

Re: THIS OR THAT #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

KANE


FLIP FLOPS OR CONVERSE?