SUPERSPAM POST #34

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RULE THE FIRST: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE SECOND: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE THIRD: YOU FORGET RULES ONE AND TWO AND SPAM!

RULE THE FOURTH: YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM.

RULE THE FIFTH: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM, BUT IT WOULD HELP.

RULE THE SIXTH: THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER SIX.

RULE THE SEVENTH: NO PICSPAMS ON WEEKDAYS. (some of us don't have super internet at work)

RULE THE EIGHT: CAPSLOCK, KEYSMASH AND RANDOM CRAP OBLIGATED.

RULE THE NINTH: EACH SUPERSPAM ENTRY HAS TO BE ANNOUNCED WITH A BANNER, AND THAT BANNER MUST BE DROOL-WORTHY (*COUGH* ZQ *COUGH*)

RULE THE TENTH: THESE RULES ARE CAREFULLY DESIGNED BY canadian_turtle, maccine AND wantyousafe AND CAN, AND WILL BE, CHANGED SEVERAL TIMES A DAY TO SCREW WITH ALL YOUR BRAINZ.

SPECIAL ZQ-ONLY RULE: IF ZQ EVER DOES TURN UP ANYWHERE, YOU IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO YELL: "HALT! THERE ARE RULES, YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU STILL DRESSED, AND WHERE IS MOHINDER?"


RULE #13 POSTED OUTSIDE THE CUT FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT:

RULE THE THIRTEENTH: WE HAVE NO RULES EXCEPT FOR RULE #7, WHICH IS PUNISHABLE BY DECAPITATION (AND NOT THE GOOD KIND)

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Comments

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

LMAO! *CONTINUES* "... DRIVES FANGIRLS WILD THE WORLD OVER" XD

[ladyalcamy.livejournal.com]

I WILL NOT SING THIS WHEN I MEET THE CAST, I WILL NOT SING THIS WHEN I MEET THE CAST...
Oh well, I'll probably be WAY too starstruck to do something like that anyway. XD

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

ROFL! ON THE OTHER HAND, THAT WOULD BE GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU STAND OUT XD

[ladyalcamy.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I can definitely picture that...
"Hey guys, remember that crazy singing chick from Munich?" *shudders* XXD
I'll probably do something unintentionally funny anyway, like tripping over something (or someone? XD). Stuff like that always happens to me. *sighs* XD