SUPERSPAM POST #32

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LOLOL SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES LOL




RULE THE FIRST: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE SECOND: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE THIRD: YOU FORGET RULES ONE AND TWO AND SPAM!

RULE THE FOURTH: YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM.

RULE THE FIFTH: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM, BUT IT WOULD HELP.

RULE THE SIXTH: THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER SIX.

RULE THE SEVENTH: NO PICSPAMS ON WEEKDAYS. (some of us don't have super internet at work)

RULE THE EIGHT: CAPSLOCK, KEYSMASH AND RANDOM CRAP OBLIGATED.

RULE THE NINTH: EACH SUPERSPAM ENTRY HAS TO BE ANNOUNCED WITH A BANNER, AND THAT BANNER MUST BE DROOL-WORTHY (*COUGH* ZQ *COUGH*)

RULE THE TENTH: THESE RULES ARE CAREFULLY DESIGNED BY canadian_turtle, maccine AND wantyousafe AND CAN, AND WILL BE, CHANGED SEVERAL TIMES A DAY TO SCREW WITH ALL YOUR BRAINZ.

SPECIAL ZQ-ONLY RULE: IF ZQ EVER DOES TURN UP ANYWHERE, YOU IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO YELL: "HALT! THERE ARE RULES, YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU STILL DRESSED, AND WHERE IS MOHINDER?"


RULE #13 POSTED OUTSIDE THE CUT FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT:

RULE THE THIRTEENTH: WE HAVE NO RULES EXCEPT FOR RULE #7, WHICH IS PUNISHABLE BY DECAPITATION (AND NOT THE GOOD KIND)

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Comments

[subtle--sarcasm.livejournal.com]

BWAHHAHAHA SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE FTW!

GAH NOW I'M TOTALLY RECONSIDERING GOING TO THE HWT, BUT I DO NOT HAVE MONEY ;______;

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

LOLOL YOUR ICON ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP XD IS THAT CREED? I'M HAVING BRAIN DIFFICULTIES AT THE MOMENT.

OMGGGGG COOOOOOOOOME ALONG, COME, COME ALONG, BABY! :D

[subtle--sarcasm.livejournal.com]

LOOOL NO ACTUALLY IT'S JOHN LITHGOW FROM 3RD ROCK FROM THE SUN XD XD BUT YES IT IS AWESOME XD

GAAAAAAH I WANT TO, BUT I JUST HAD TO HAVE MY CAR REPAIRED FOR MORE MONEY THAN I EVEN HAVE RIGHT NOW, SO I'M NOT SURE IT'LL WORK ;___;

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

AH, I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT SHOW. THIS EXPLAINS THAT.

OHNOES! CAR TROUBLES FTL. ;__; ROB A BANK! KIDNAP SOMEONE FOR RANSOM!

[subtle--sarcasm.livejournal.com]

IT IS QUITE AWESOME ACTUALLY!

DEFINITELY FTL! I COULD KIDNAP ZACH, BUT I WOULDN'T WANT RANSOM. OR TO LEAVE THE HOUSE EVER AGAIN, FOR THAT MATTER!

BTW FULL VERSION:

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

WIN.