SUPERSPAM POST #30
Jul. 19th, 2007 02:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
adelineCELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, COME ON! 8 EMMY NOMINATIONS FOR HEROES, W00T W00T! ^___^
RULE THE FIRST: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.
RULE THE SECOND: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.
RULE THE THIRD: YOU FORGET RULES ONE AND TWO AND SPAM!
RULE THE FOURTH: YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM.
RULE THE FIFTH: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM, BUT IT WOULD HELP.
RULE THE SIXTH: THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER SIX.
RULE THE SEVENTH: NO PICSPAMS ON WEEKDAYS. (some of us don't have super internet at work)
RULE THE EIGHT: CAPSLOCK, KEYSMASH AND RANDOM CRAP OBLIGATED.
RULE THE NINTH: EACH SUPERSPAM ENTRY HAS TO BE ANNOUNCED WITH A BANNER, AND THAT BANNER MUST BE DROOL-WORTHY (*COUGH* ZQ *COUGH*)
RULE THE TENTH: THESE RULES ARE CAREFULLY DESIGNED BY![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
canadian_turtle, maccine AND wantyousafe AND CAN, AND WILL BE, CHANGED SEVERAL TIMES A DAY TO SCREW WITH ALL YOUR BRAINZ.
SPECIAL ZQ-ONLY RULE: IF ZQ EVER DOES TURN UP ANYWHERE, YOU IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO YELL: "HALT! THERE ARE RULES, YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU STILL DRESSED, AND WHERE IS MOHINDER?"
RULE #13 POSTED OUTSIDE THE CUT FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT:
RULE THE THIRTEENTH: WE HAVE NO RULES EXCEPT FOR RULE #7, WHICH IS PUNISHABLE BY DECAPITATION (AND NOT THE GOOD KIND)
Previous Superspams {hosted incanadian_turtle's memories}
RULE THE FIRST: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.
RULE THE SECOND: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.
RULE THE THIRD: YOU FORGET RULES ONE AND TWO AND SPAM!
RULE THE FOURTH: YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM.
RULE THE FIFTH: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM, BUT IT WOULD HELP.
RULE THE SIXTH: THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER SIX.
RULE THE SEVENTH: NO PICSPAMS ON WEEKDAYS. (some of us don't have super internet at work)
RULE THE EIGHT: CAPSLOCK, KEYSMASH AND RANDOM CRAP OBLIGATED.
RULE THE NINTH: EACH SUPERSPAM ENTRY HAS TO BE ANNOUNCED WITH A BANNER, AND THAT BANNER MUST BE DROOL-WORTHY (*COUGH* ZQ *COUGH*)
RULE THE TENTH: THESE RULES ARE CAREFULLY DESIGNED BY
canadian_turtle, maccine AND wantyousafe AND CAN, AND WILL BE, CHANGED SEVERAL TIMES A DAY TO SCREW WITH ALL YOUR BRAINZ.SPECIAL ZQ-ONLY RULE: IF ZQ EVER DOES TURN UP ANYWHERE, YOU IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO YELL: "HALT! THERE ARE RULES, YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU STILL DRESSED, AND WHERE IS MOHINDER?"
RULE #13 POSTED OUTSIDE THE CUT FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT:
RULE THE THIRTEENTH: WE HAVE NO RULES EXCEPT FOR RULE #7, WHICH IS PUNISHABLE BY DECAPITATION (AND NOT THE GOOD KIND)
Previous Superspams {hosted in
canadian_turtle's memories}
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SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1
Date: 2007-07-19 12:57 pm (UTC)PERSON 1: DEAN WINCHESTER, MOHINDER SURESH, JACK SPARROW
PERSON 2: OMG YOU BIATCH!!1!PERSON 3: LOLZ
PERSON 2: SHAG - DEAN; CLIFF - JACK; MARRY - MOHINDER
AND THEN PERSON 2 DEALS OUT THREE DIFFERENT NAMES, SOMEBODY REPLIES WITH THEIR PICKS, AND SO ON...
---> SENDHIL RAMAMURTHY, ZACHARY QUINTO, MILO VENTIMIGLIA
Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1
Date: 2007-07-19 01:10 pm (UTC)MATTHEW FOX, JOSH HOLLOWAY, HENRY IAN CUSICK
Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1
Date: 2007-07-19 01:45 pm (UTC)OMG YOU BIATCH!SHAG FOXY, CLIFF IAN (OMFG I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, HERE), MARRY JOSH
--> DOM MONAGHAN, JOSHUA JACKSON, DREW FULLER (6)
Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1
Date: 2007-07-19 01:48 pm (UTC)My answer: Cliff Ade :P
Fine....
Cliff: Drew (OMG o.O), shag: Dom, marry: Joshua (I am a bigger Dom fangirl, but I think marrying to Josh would be more fun plus ya know I can go live in Canada).
----> Adrian Pasdar, Josh Holloway, Zachary Quinto (HA!)
Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1
Date: 2007-07-19 02:05 pm (UTC)ANYONE?
I'M POSSIBLY GONNA HAVE TO CLIFF MYSELF OTHERWISE.
THE 'SHAG' PART OF THE EQUATION, IS THAT MEANT TO ONLY BE A ONE-OFF THING? OR CAN IT BE A CONTINUOUS, UM, SIDE DISH TO AN OTHERWISE HAPPY MARRIAGE? THESE ARE VERY IMPORTANT CONCERNS OF MINE.Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1
Date: 2007-07-19 02:14 pm (UTC)....
*bursts out in laughter*
Don't be so funny!
This horribly annoying dude from work just walked in and he's evil, evil! I can't possible be laughing my ass off while working o.O
Now go do your cliff/shag/marry thing :P To me shag sounds like a one-time only deal thoguh
Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1
Date: 2007-07-19 02:48 pm (UTC)GET HOME
SAFEFAST LOL! I WON'T BE HOME TONIGHT ;_;OH, WOE! I WANT TO MARRY ALL OF THEM. THERE IS A SUNNY ISLAND IN MY HEAD WHERE POLYANDRY (THE REVERSE OF POLYGAMY) IS LEGAL, AND I HAVE MANY HUSBANDS THERE. *NODS* BEAUTIFUL PLACE, THAT PLACE.
OMG CLIFF JOSH :O I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THAT. SURELY A SWARM OF RABID FANGIRLS WILL CUSHION HIS FALL AND HE WON'T BE HURT
MUCHSHAG ZACH! BECAUSE I TRIED TO THINK THIS THROUGH USING RATIONAL ARGUMENTS UNTIL MY SUPEREGO KICKED IN AND SAID, "SELF, I BELIEVE YOU ARE BEING EXCESSIVELY SILLY."
MARRY ADRIAN BECAUSE, AS PER MY SUPEREGO'S COUNSEL, IT DOESN'T MATTER ONE BIT THAT A SUCH MOVE WOULD INHERENTLY MAKE ME A HOME-WRECKING WHORE BIATCH.
SHAG ZACH AGAIN! BECAUSE I THINK I CAN!
--> GEORGE CLOONEY, SENDHIL RAMAMURTHY, VIGGO MORTENSEN (IDK, LOL)
Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1
Date: 2007-07-20 07:33 am (UTC)CLIFF: VIGGO (SORRY!), SHAG: SENDHIL, MARRY: GEORGE
CANDACE, SIMONE, LINDERMAN (ROFLMAO!!)
Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1
Date: 2007-07-21 05:08 pm (UTC)SHAG SIMONE, CLIFF LINDERMAN, MARRY CANDACE
AND MAKE HER MORPH INTO NATHAN/SYLAR/MOHINDER/DEAN WINCHESTER/JAMES "SAWYER" FORD/&TC. ALL THE DAMN TIMELOL METHINKS I SHALL NEED THE HAITIAN'S SERVICES AFTER SOME OF THESE TRAUMATIZING EXPERIENCES
--> ZACH HANSON, ZAC EFRON, ZACHARY LEVI
(YEAH I'M EVIL LIKE THAT :P)
Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1
Date: 2007-07-23 06:18 am (UTC)Shag: Zac Efron
Marry: Zachary Levi
and hoping on a threesome