SUPERSPAM POST #27

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RULE THE FIRST: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE SECOND: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE THIRD: YOU FORGET RULES ONE AND TWO AND SPAM!

RULE THE FOURTH: YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM.

RULE THE FIFTH: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM, BUT IT WOULD HELP.

RULE THE SIXTH: THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER SIX.

RULE THE SEVENTH: NO PICSPAMS ON WEEKDAYS. (some of us don't have super internet at work)

RULE THE EIGHT: CAPSLOCK, KEYSMASH AND RANDOM CRAP OBLIGATED.

RULE THE NINTH: EACH SUPERSPAM ENTRY HAS TO BE ANNOUNCED WITH A BANNER, AND THAT BANNER MUST BE DROOL-WORTHY (*COUGH* ZQ *COUGH*)

RULE THE TENTH: THESE RULES ARE CAREFULLY DESIGNED BY canadian_turtle, maccine AND wantyousafe AND CAN, AND WILL BE, CHANGED SEVERAL TIMES A DAY TO SCREW WITH ALL YOUR BRAINZ.

SPECIAL ZQ-ONLY RULE: IF ZQ EVER DOES TURN UP ANYWHERE, YOU IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO YELL: "HALT! THERE ARE RULES, YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU STILL DRESSED, AND WHERE IS MOHINDER?"


RULE #13 POSTED OUTSIDE THE CUT FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT:

RULE THE THIRTEENTH: WE HAVE NO RULES EXCEPT FOR RULE #7, WHICH IS PUNISHABLE BY DECAPITATION (AND NOT THE GOOD KIND)

Previous Superspams {hosted in canadian_turtle's memories}

Comments

QUOTE GAME #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

"I'M TELLING YOU, I THINK I CAN FLY!"

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[buhdderkupp.livejournal.com]

Peter Petrelli

"You think you can paint the future, paint one without me in it."

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

SIMONE TO ISAAC ;_;

"YES WE MET UNDER UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES. I BELIEVE I CAME OFF AS A DERANGED LUNATIC."

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[buhdderkupp.livejournal.com]

That would be Mohinder to Nathan.


"It's gonna be the cornerstone for my campaign for class president. I'm running on a campaign of moral, mental, and social advancement through good deeds."

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

LOL I'M TEMPTED TO SAY JACKIE WILCOX TO CLASSMATES?

"YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS!"

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[marijuane29.livejournal.com]

JANICE TO MATT !

"I THINK YOU REALLY WANT TO EAT SOME DONUTS "

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

EDEN TO MATT

"HE ABDUCTED PEOPLE! HE ABDUCTED ME!"