SUPERSPAM POST #16

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SUPERSPAM!






RULE THE FIRST: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE SECOND: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE THIRD: YOU FORGET RULES ONE AND TWO AND SPAM!

RULE THE FOURTH: YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM.

RULE THE FIFTH: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM, BUT IT WOULD HELP.

RULE THE SIXTH: THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER SIX.

RULE THE SEVENTH: NO PICSPAMS ON WEEKDAYS. (some of us don't have super internet at work)

RULE THE EIGHT: CAPSLOCK, KEYSMASH AND RANDOM CRAP OBLIGATED.

RULE THE NINTH: EACH SUPERSPAM ENTRY HAS TO BE ANNOUNCED WITH A BANNER, AND THAT BANNER MUST BE DROOL-WORTHY (*COUGH* ZQ *COUGH*)

RULE THE TENTH: THESE RULES ARE CAREFULLY DESIGNED BY canadian_turtle, maccine AND wantyousafe AND CAN, AND WILL BE, CHANGED SEVERAL TIMES A DAY TO SCREW WITH ALL YOUR BRAINZ.

SPECIAL ZQ-ONLY RULE: IF ZQ EVER DOES TURN UP ANYWHERE, YOU IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO YELL: "HALT! THERE ARE RULES, YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU STILL DRESSED, AND WHERE IS MOHINDER?"


RULE #13 POSTED OUTSIDE THE CUT FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT:

RULE THE THIRTEENTH: WE HAVE NO RULES EXCEPT FOR RULE #7, WHICH IS PUNISHABLE BY DECAPITATION (AND NOT THE GOOD KIND)

Previous Superspams {hosted in canadian_turtle's memories}

And don't forget, everything spamish will be posted over at our archive, morally_gray!

Comments

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

PETER, THINKING HE'S HAWT STUFF AND ALL, SHAMELESSLY PROPOSITIONS MOHINDER

"I'M COMFORTABLE WITH MORALLY GRAY"

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

"I'M COMFORTABLE WITH MORALLY GRAY", MOHINDER MOANS SYLAR IS 'TAKING CARE' OF HIM AT NIGHT


"I WALKED THROUGH FIRE AND DIDN'T GET BURNED"

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

BUFFY SUMMERS, ONCE MORE WITH FEELING!! OOOOOOPS, WAS THAT NOT THE RIGHT SHOW?

MR. MUGGLES' AFTER TED'S MINIPLOSION OF MINIDOOM.

"I SUBMIT TO YOU THAT GOD IS A COCKROACH"

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

SAID ADAM SENDHIL AFTER HE GOT BUTT KICKED OUT OF THE HOLY GARDEN OF EDEN.

"I AM GONNA ANAL PROBE YOU!"

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

MOHINDER TO SYLAR IN THE DIRECTOR'S CUT OF THE TORTURE SEQUENCE. "BUT NOT IN THE LEAST PLEASURABLE OF WAYS," HE WENT ON TO SAY BEFORE A VERY SUGGESTIVE FADE TO BLACK.

"YOU'VE GIVEN ME HOPE! <3"

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

MATT TO HIS NEWLY BOUGHT MAN CORSAGE


"I WANT TO BE SPECIAL"

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

SIMONE TO GEPETTO.

"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRIES WITH THAT?"

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

SYLAR ORDERS ICE CREAM AT THE LOCAL FAST FOOD RESTAURANT

"ZOMG SQUEE WE'RE GOING TO PARIS! ASKJDGHSKAGDH"

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

MEMORY-WIPED CLAIRE AND SYLAR (SIMULTANEOUSLY) AFTER ANGELA HAS ANNOUNCED UPCOMING VACATION PLANS AT THE ILLEGITIMATE PETRELLI CHILDREN DINNER

XD

"SKJHS;KHDF;AJDFLAHJ"

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

SENDHIL MOHINDER DURING THE FIRST TIME ZACH 'ZANE' DROPS HIS PANTS


"OMG DEATH EATERS!!"

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

FRANK THE GOAT FACING A HORDE OF ANGRY LJ-ERS

"DIDN'T I THROW YOU OUT A WINDOW?"

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

SYLAR TO PETER IN THE YEAR 2089
PETE: "YEAH DIDN'T TAKE"


"ZOMGWTFSNOWGLOBE???"

Re: QUOTE GAME #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

AT MOLLY'S REQUEST, MATT SEARCHES GABRIEL'S MIND TO FIND WHAT HE WOULD TRULY APPRECIATE GETTING FROM HER AS A MOTHER'S DAY GIFT XD

"YAYBOOZE!"