SUPERSPAM POST #34

[adeline]

RULE THE FIRST: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE SECOND: YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DSFS CLUB.

RULE THE THIRD: YOU FORGET RULES ONE AND TWO AND SPAM!

RULE THE FOURTH: YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM.

RULE THE FIFTH: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF THE DSFS CLUB TO SPAM, BUT IT WOULD HELP.

RULE THE SIXTH: THERE IS NO RULE NUMBER SIX.

RULE THE SEVENTH: NO PICSPAMS ON WEEKDAYS. (some of us don't have super internet at work)

RULE THE EIGHT: CAPSLOCK, KEYSMASH AND RANDOM CRAP OBLIGATED.

RULE THE NINTH: EACH SUPERSPAM ENTRY HAS TO BE ANNOUNCED WITH A BANNER, AND THAT BANNER MUST BE DROOL-WORTHY (*COUGH* ZQ *COUGH*)

RULE THE TENTH: THESE RULES ARE CAREFULLY DESIGNED BY canadian_turtle, maccine AND wantyousafe AND CAN, AND WILL BE, CHANGED SEVERAL TIMES A DAY TO SCREW WITH ALL YOUR BRAINZ.

SPECIAL ZQ-ONLY RULE: IF ZQ EVER DOES TURN UP ANYWHERE, YOU IMMEDIATELY HAVE TO YELL: "HALT! THERE ARE RULES, YOU KNOW. WHY ARE YOU STILL DRESSED, AND WHERE IS MOHINDER?"


RULE #13 POSTED OUTSIDE THE CUT FOR YOUR OWN BENEFIT:

RULE THE THIRTEENTH: WE HAVE NO RULES EXCEPT FOR RULE #7, WHICH IS PUNISHABLE BY DECAPITATION (AND NOT THE GOOD KIND)

Previous Superspams {hosted in canadian_turtle's memories}

Comments

Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1

[lilibel.livejournal.com]

SHAG MOHINDER SURESH (BECAUSE OF HIS HANDS!!!)
MARRY PETER PETRELLI (BECAUSE HIS BROTHER IS LIKE RICH AND THE FUTUR PREZ)
CLIFF ISAAC MENDEZ (BECAUSE IT WAS THE THIRD ONE XD)

THE 10TH DOCTOR - DANNY TRIPP - CHANDLER BINGS

Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

CLIFF DANNY BECAUSE HE'S KINDA CREEPY >_<  
SHAG THE 10TH DOCTOR BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH I DON'T WATCH DW, HE'S PRETTY. :P
MARRY CHANDLER BECAUSE HE'S MY BING-A-LING! XD <3

--> MICHAEL ROSENBAUM, ZACHARY QUINTO, ADRIAN PASDAR

Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1

[lilibel.livejournal.com]

SHAG ADRIAN PASDAR BECAUSE OF HIS HANDS,ONCE MORE ^^
MARRY ZACHARY QUINTO (BECAUUUUUUUUSEUH!)
CLIFF TEH ROSENBAUM BECAUSE HE COULD'NT MANAGE AGAINST THE TWO OTHERS

brb, the american need to do some shopping ^^

Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

CLIFF: MICHAEL
SHAG: ADRIAN (SORRY NATALIE)
MARRY: ZACH (B'DUH...)


ZACHARY LEVI, ZACHARY QUINTO, SENDHIL RAMAMURTHY

Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

OMG YOU BIATCH!!

CLIFF: ZUCK :O :X :'(
SHAG: SENDHIL :D
MARRY: ZOCK XD

--> CHARLIE PACE, CHUCK BARTOWSKI, GABRIEL GRAY

Re: SHAG, CLIFF, OR MARRY? #1

[canadian-turtle.livejournal.com]

OMG IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO OUTBITCH ME EEPPP

UHM CLIHH CHUCK (I IZ SO SORRY :( ), SHAG CHARLIE, MARRY GABRIEL ♥



FAKE!ZANE, SYLAR, GABRIEL GRAY