"I need you to sleep with Wilson. He's involved with an inappropriate woman."

[adeline]

OMFG AFDKHSJDL;LSALD;KA!!1!

House, 4x12: Don't Ever Change

WILSON:
House, you're right! Why not? *flails a little* Why not date you? It's brilliant! We've known each other for years, we've put up with all kinds of crap from each other, and we keep coming back. We're a couple!

HOUSE:
Are we still speaking metaphorically?

WILSON:
Amber is exactly what I need, and you would agree if you weren't mired in self-loathing top-of-the-thin-crust of megalomania.

HOUSE:
Hey! It's my best friend's girl you're talking about.

WILSON WALKS AWAY.

HOUSE:
I was wrong.

WILSON:
House, you're right!

HOUSE:
She's not me. Well, she is me, but that's not why she's attractive. She's a needy version of me.

WILSON:
Hard to imagine such a mythical creature.

HOUSE:
You started seeing her right after I fired her.

WILSON:
I started seeing her 4 months ago.

HOUSE:
She told Kutner it was 4 weeks. You lied to me. There was money on the line.

WILSON:
Because I knew how you'd react, and I knew you wouldn't pay me anyway!

HOUSE:
You knew that I was right!

WILSON:
She wasn't needy, she was... in a bad situation. There's a difference.

HOUSE:
Not to your libido.

WILSON WALKS AWAY THEN COMES BACK.

WILSON:
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Why are you doing this? Every time I agree with you, you find a new argument. What are you trying to avoid?

HOUSE:
>:|

WILSON:
Well, if you'd looked at me with those flashing eyes before I was involved... *shrugs* C'est la vie. And I use the French because... you're an ass.

WILSON ENTERS HIS OFFICE. HOUSE SMIRKS.

UMMMMMMM EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE HERE ASD;LKSDLK

ALSO,
"He's combined two of his worst qualities: his love for me and his love for need."

D'AWWWWWWW FSFAS;LKSAFKD

Also also, the lyrics to "Waiting on a friend," which was playing at the end:

Watching girls go passing by
It ain't the latest thing
I'm just standing in a doorway
I'm just trying to make some sense
Out of these girls go passing by
The tales they tell of men
I'm not waiting on a lady,
I'm just waiting on a friend

A smile relieves a heart that grieves
Remember what I said
I'm not waiting on a lady
I'm just waiting on a friend
I'm just waiting on a friend

Don't need a whore
I don't need no booze
Don't need a virgin priest
But I need someone I can cry to
I need someone to protect
Making love and breaking hearts
It is a game for youth
But I'm not waiting on a lady,
I'm just waiting on a friend

NNNGH. ♥♥♥♥♥ *HAPPY SIGH*

THIS SEASON IS SO FIERCE. THIS EPISODE = MADE OF WIN. AND CAMERON-LESS, TOO!

OH, OH HAPPY BIRTHDAY bitter_crimson! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, INDEED! \O/

Comments

[totallybalanced.livejournal.com]

I GET TO WATCH WHEN I GET HOME!

THE SHOW IS GAY AGAIN! AND CAMERON-LESS IS ALWAYS GOOD! ♥ ♥ ♥

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

THE TIME NEEDS TO GO FASTER UNTIL YOU GET HOME! ^^

OH YES IT IS. THIS ONE PROBABLY WINS GAYEST EPPY EVER. <3333 I COULDN'T BELIEVE SOME OF THOSE SCENES. AND THE ONE I QUOTED? WILSON WAS SO EARNEST IN THE BEGINNING, OMG.

[marcal-92.livejournal.com]

BESTEST GAYEST EP EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOUSE/WILSON FTW!!!!!!!!!

Greens

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

IAWTCSFM! XD

[cabarethaze.livejournal.com]

That episode was SO MUCH WIN. It nearly caused me to die from sudden inhalation of my drink.

And House's "You're sleeping with ME!" killed me.

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

LOL, me too! And! It made me so happy I could cry.

Hee, tell me about it. And oh, the looks on their faces then. LMAO.

[atthevenue.livejournal.com]

Last night's episode was made full COMPLETELY OF WIN! Omg... I was sitting there just laughing from everything. The whole episode was awesome, not just the obvious Wilson/House shipping. XD

God, I love Wilson.

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

I'm just in such a happy place with this show right now. The last two episodes have been beyond amazing! I'm always either laughing myself silly or flailing my limbs off, LOL. <3

Wilson is my favorite. XD

[giventofly37.livejournal.com]

GOD I THINK I PULLED SOMETHING TRYING NOT TO SQUEE SO I DIDN'T SCARE MY MOTHER IN THE NEXT ROOM

HOUSE/WILSON WINS FOREVER AND EVER THE END

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

HAHAHA LUCKILY NOBODY ELSE WAS HOME WHEN I WATCHED IT XD

AMEN TO THAT. THEY ARE THE OTP OF ALL OTPs, FO' REALZ. \O/

[bitter-crimson.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen new episode yet so I had to scroll down, but:

<3<3<3 THANK YOU! =D

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I hope you get to see it promptly, because I suspect some of its scenes will be iconned ad nauseam very soon. Also, I suspect you are going to love this episode muchly. *g* Let me know.

Don't mention it! :D

[never-evil.livejournal.com]

OMG WHY AM I ONLY STUCK ON THE 2ND EPISODE!!!111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid TV D:

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

OMG YES, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY??????!!!!!!1 D:

LOL I'm so thankful for the internetz and torrent portals... I don't know what I would do if I had to wait an extra year and only get crappy French dubbings >_<  

[gabsy.livejournal.com]

FUCK WHY DID I MISS IT?

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

OMFG YES WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? (lol you know i♥u)

SHOULD I START THROWING LINKS AT YOU NOW? XD

[gabsy.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW! SCHOOL IS WRONG WITH ME!

HAHA, WELL UNLESS YOU CAN SEND ME AN UNLIMITED DOWNLOAD INTERNET PLAN...

[gossy16.livejournal.com]

RIGHT. I ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THAT. LIMITED DOWNLOAD PLANS FTL ;___;

I COULD LIKE.. BURN A CD AND SEND IT TO YOU, Y/Y? THAT WOULD CERTAINLY REACH YOU BEFORE NEXT MONTH, LOL!