adeline | "I need you to sleep with Wilson. He's involved with an inappropriate woman." (Reply)

OMFG AFDKHSJDL;LSALD;KA!!1!

House, 4x12: Don't Ever Change

WILSON:
House, you're right! Why not? *flails a little* Why not date you? It's brilliant! We've known each other for years, we've put up with all kinds of crap from each other, and we keep coming back. We're a couple!

HOUSE:
Are we still speaking metaphorically?

WILSON:
Amber is exactly what I need, and you would agree if you weren't mired in self-loathing top-of-the-thin-crust of megalomania.

HOUSE:
Hey! It's my best friend's girl you're talking about.

WILSON WALKS AWAY.

HOUSE:
I was wrong.

WILSON:
House, you're right!

HOUSE:
She's not me. Well, she is me, but that's not why she's attractive. She's a needy version of me.

WILSON:
Hard to imagine such a mythical creature.

HOUSE:
You started seeing her right after I fired her.

WILSON:
I started seeing her 4 months ago.

HOUSE:
She told Kutner it was 4 weeks. You lied to me. There was money on the line.

WILSON:
Because I knew how you'd react, and I knew you wouldn't pay me anyway!

HOUSE:
You knew that I was right!

WILSON:
She wasn't needy, she was... in a bad situation. There's a difference.

HOUSE:
Not to your libido.

WILSON WALKS AWAY THEN COMES BACK.

WILSON:
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Why are you doing this? Every time I agree with you, you find a new argument. What are you trying to avoid?

HOUSE:
>:|

WILSON:
Well, if you'd looked at me with those flashing eyes before I was involved... *shrugs* C'est la vie. And I use the French because... you're an ass.

WILSON ENTERS HIS OFFICE. HOUSE SMIRKS.

UMMMMMMM EXCUSE ME WHILE I DIE HERE ASD;LKSDLK

ALSO,
"He's combined two of his worst qualities: his love for me and his love for need."

D'AWWWWWWW FSFAS;LKSAFKD

Also also, the lyrics to "Waiting on a friend," which was playing at the end:

Watching girls go passing by
It ain't the latest thing
I'm just standing in a doorway
I'm just trying to make some sense
Out of these girls go passing by
The tales they tell of men
I'm not waiting on a lady,
I'm just waiting on a friend

A smile relieves a heart that grieves
Remember what I said
I'm not waiting on a lady
I'm just waiting on a friend
I'm just waiting on a friend

Don't need a whore
I don't need no booze
Don't need a virgin priest
But I need someone I can cry to
I need someone to protect
Making love and breaking hearts
It is a game for youth
But I'm not waiting on a lady,
I'm just waiting on a friend

NNNGH. ♥♥♥♥♥ *HAPPY SIGH*

THIS SEASON IS SO FIERCE. THIS EPISODE = MADE OF WIN. AND CAMERON-LESS, TOO!

OH, OH HAPPY BIRTHDAY